November 25, 2005

My Nemesis Has Finally Died!

Sensei @ 11:44 pm

Greetings,

I am proud to inform you that my life long nemesis Kesuke Miyagi known to most as Mr. Miyagi has kicked the can. He was always a weak man that could not stand up to the challenge of running a successful dojo. I have been in the business for over twenty years and continually produce champions that live by the Cobra Kai “Way of the Fist.”

*Strike First
*Strike Hard
*Show No Mercy

It is sad that my career as a sensei is remembered by a single loss at the All Valley Karate Championships. But, Daniel LaRusso never amounted to much after that single victory. He tried a couple of comebacks, two to be exact, and none were as good as the original.

It was pure luck that he was able to beat my star pupil Johnny Lawrence that day.

Johnny.

Miyagi never did understand the Cobra Kai way. I repeatedly had to tell him, “We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. A man confronts you in the street, and he is your enemy, and an enemy deserves no mercy.” In this picture you can see how far behind the old man was in the modern teachings of a successful sensei.

Old Man with Chopsticks.

It is great to know that in the long run I am the victor. The old man couldn’t last in the real world. He was never willing to “Sweep the leg.”

Sweep the Leg

I hope you all had a nice Thanksgiving! Mine was sweeter than ever.

Sincerly,

Cobra Kai Sensei
John Kreese

8 Comments »

  1. Dude! I’ll have you know I blew scotch out of my nose.

    A) That really burns.
    2) It was really good single malt scotch.

    Comment by Tim Jackson- Masiguy — November 26, 2005 @ 12:48 am

  2. Few people know that Super Rookie actually met [165] back in the days when SR was Korean and liked to document his life with inspirational music and photography.

    Thanks Super Rookie, you make all our lives better.

    The Other Life

    Comment by salome — November 26, 2005 @ 7:14 am

  3. “Put him in a body bag Johnny…..YEAH…..HAHAHA”

    Comment by bgotch — November 26, 2005 @ 4:03 pm

  4. You are evil.
    I love it.

    Comment by damned liberal — November 26, 2005 @ 6:34 pm

  5. You are a pain in the ass.
    I love it.

    Comment by Sarah — November 26, 2005 @ 7:44 pm

  6. You’re a weird guy Ace…
    Dan Marino

    Comment by Dan Marino — November 28, 2005 @ 8:43 am

  7. aw… pat morita used to be a keirin jockey until he moved to hawaii. I’ve seen pics.

    Comment by steaktaco — November 28, 2005 @ 9:39 pm

  8. [...] Hey there! It’s me again. Sensei John Kreese. It has been some time since I have posted on this crappy blog. The last time I came out of my dojo to waste my time AND yours was when that piece of crap Mr. Miyagi died and went to hell. You may remember my eulogy I wrote about that fortunate event. [...]

    Pingback by Super Rookie’s World » I’m Back — October 28, 2006 @ 8:17 am

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