This conversation took place between me and Sarah at approximately 3;30AM last night:
Sarah: Wake up! Wake up! I can’t sleep.
Me: Huh?
Sarah: I can’t sleep.
Me: Why?
Sarah: The neighbors downstairs are having sex and I can hear them.
Me: Thanks Honey.
I just love having conversations like that. This one is up there with one of my all-time favorites. You know the time I told her all about my race and she wrote this race report.
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As you have most definitely heard by now a Senator was arrested for trying to get some action at the MSP airport. I think the dude is guilty. Why? Mostly because homeboy never flushed the toilet or dropped his drawers before trying to solicite some action from the copper. Blah Blah Blah. I don’t really care.
However, today is his big hearing at Hennipen County Government Center. I must say I am a little shocked that the Senator won’t even be in town for this. Because I think it would have been funny to see him walk through the airport he got the citation. Maybe that is just me.
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While it is always sad for someone to pass away. I met this guy when I worked for the Hawks and he was a rude ass to me. So, while I am happy he is no longer going to be able to destroy the Hawks I do feel for his family. I just wish this dude was a little bit nicer all the way around.
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Bill Wirtz aka ‘Dollar Bill’ the man that has single-handily driven the Blackhawks to the cellar of the league and almost killed hockey in the Second City has passed away.
This might just mean that the youth of Chicago can watch the Blackhawks on TV, or better yet afford tickets to the games, or better yet, feel an association for a team that has been systematically destroyed over the past 50 years due to major collusion on the part of Dollar Bill! Many fans have gone as far to state that they won’t attend a Hawks game as long as “Dollar” Bill was in charge. My guess is that the seats will begin to fill up on the West Side of Chicago this winter.
h/t to Tuffy
Hawks Fan Sites (note the name of the sites):
LET’S GO HAWKS.
May Dollar Bill find some solace where ever he is now.
The neighbors downstairs are having sex and I can hear them.
Whenever that happens I always try to outdo them by making more noise than they are. If there’s someone in my bed to make noise with that is.
Comment by Steven — September 26, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
When I lived in an apartment, my neighbors used to have huge arguments at like 5:00 am. I would get up, bang on the wall, and go back to sleep.
You’d think they’d feel like huge asses, but it happened about every 4 days.
Comment by Tenacious-T — September 26, 2007 @ 12:12 pm
That’s not how it happened.
1) It was 5:30am
2) you were already awake
3) All I said was, “Can you hear that? Eew”
4) I suggested we outdo them and got turned down
Too much information? I think so.
Comment by Sarah — September 26, 2007 @ 12:29 pm
Oh, Snap! SR just got served!
Comment by Manny! — September 26, 2007 @ 4:21 pm
Personally, I think you’re all a little ‘preoccupied.’ Now where did I leave that furball…
Comment by Roscoe — September 26, 2007 @ 5:49 pm
If your having any “troubles” the door is always open.
Comment by Down stairs neighbor dude. — September 26, 2007 @ 8:56 pm
Drill a small hole in the floor.
Tape them.
Sell tape on internet.
Use money to repair car.
Life can be sooooo easy at times.
Comment by Eddy — September 28, 2007 @ 12:42 pm