Super Rookie’s World

The CX race in Taylor’s Falls is one of my favorites. I hope there are pictures soon from it. I went as a muscleman. Amazingly my muscles that I purchased at Party City were still smaller than those beasts Hans and Frans from Loon State, er SpeedFix racing. They would have been proud of my costume had they seen it. The nipple ring and patches of body hair were fantastic, thanks to Sarah for helping me out with that.

I had a decent race and am proud of how I did. I was able to keep a decent pace and am getting closer to my goal of sticking with the 4-5 guys that are usually finishing in front of me at the races. It will be just a matter of time before I can pull this all off.

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Last night was Jim Redmond’s birthday party at Grumpy’s NE. It also happened to be “dress up” night for all the pub crawls and neighborhood idiots. Something called “Halloween.” To make a long story short, Darrin Homme got into a bar fight with the Bouncer and a dude dressed like a large Whoopie Cushion. I will let him tell you more about it.

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I also have sad news to report. Tenacious T has pulled the plug. This is a real shame as I like seeing pictures of his house and reliving bad rock-music memories from my days of working at Amling’s Cycle in Niles, Illinois. I wish him the best as he now goes and squats 800lbs and then proceeds to throw down a sub-11 flying 200m next year, much to the chagrin of an Anonymous Commenter that is to cowardly to post his/her real name.